ACM: Me love you long time

Hooker:	Hey, baby, you got girlfriend in Vietnam?
Customer:	Not just this minute.
Hooker:	Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time.
Customer:	What’s your name cutie?
Hooker:	ACM, but my friends call me “Adaptive” You party?
Customer:	Yeah, we might party. How much?
Hooker:	Five dolla.
Customer:	Are you sure, it sounds a bit cheap?
Hooker:	Not cheap. That’s what it’s worth. five dolla. Me love you long time.
Customer:	What do we get for the five dollars?
Hooker:	Everything you want.
Customer:	Everything?
Hooker:	Everything.
Customer:	Modelling, Execution, Optimisation, Simulation and Monitoring?
Hooker:	More than that!
Customer:	What do mean “more”?
Hooker:	Dynamic processes, case management, unstructured processes, me so horny.
Customer:	But, isn’t that ECM?
Hooker:	No,no. me BPM. me super BPM, me the real deal
Customer:	What do you have that regular BPM doesn’t have?
Hooker:	Me more sexy, me unpredictable, me ad-hoc, me love you long time.
Customer:	Why are you wearing a scarf in this hot weather?
Hooker:	Me look pretty in scarf.
Customer:	One sec.. what’s that bulge in your pants?
Hooker:	No bulge. Me real BPM. Me no have bulge.
Customer:	Ohhhhh disgusting!! You’re not BPM, you’re are LadyECM