The BPM Anthem

To dream the impossible dream
To design an unbeatable workflow
To build with unbearable sorrow
To run it where the brave dare not go

To fix the unfixable bugs
To connect to servers from afar
To code when your arms are too weary
To reach that unreachable star

This is my quest
To follow that process
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into hell
For such a heavenly cause

And I know that I’ll only succeed
in getting a bit of sleep
When the customer is happy
but then phase two starts in a week