Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah!
Hello pussy cat. You looking for a nice fat mouse for deenner? No? Why not? You got some problemos with business process?
Ai Caramba! Let me help you.
Hokay…You grab your sombraro, amigo. I will take you on a journey into the world of BPM.
You ready? Andele! Andele!
First, we need to plan the project which ees always a challenge. But a good challenge ees like a good cheese. Senor pussy cat always tries to lure me with the tasty cheese… and I am always luring!
Hokay…, Now we need to find a business analyst for requirements and design.
Buenos noches, senorita. Can you help me?… You busy?
I don’t why she don’t like me. I’m so leetle. I don’t take up much room. And don’t eat much.
Maybe I should design the process myself and get her to approve it?
Only the fastest mouse can make the design quickly, which ees me… not the slowest mouse, which ees her.
But no amigos, this is not the right way… so we need to wait
It ees taking a lot of time, but that ees part of the fun.
I wait and wait and wait. Ai Caramba! This waiting ees driving me crazy!
Ah.. At last the design is ready.
Gracias, Senorita Mi Amor! Adios! Hasta la vista! Andale! Andale! Arriba!
The next step ees to build the process. This is the easy part.
I am speedy gondazales, the fastest bpm implementor in the whole world.
I will have it up and running in no time at all, and then have my cheese for deenner.
Finished! … Was that too much fast for your eyes to follow?
I will show it to you in slooow motion.
Hokay… The last step ees to optimise the process
Hey Senor pussy cat – where are you? You ready for more fun?
What? You want to stop now? You pooped? Nooo! The fun is only begeenning.
I’m telling you – they don’t make pussy cats like they used to.
This is so much fun… so Senor pussy cat, you ready to talk about phase two?
Hey, Where are you going…. Senor pussy cat suddenly vamoosa
Holy frijoles! That pussy cat runs faster than me.